Best way to lose weight?
July 18th, 2006 by howieseeSo yeah, I figured it out. You lose weight by not eating. How do you kill the apetite? You get a fully grown impacted wisdom tooth (or any tooth, for that matter) yanked out.
So on Monday, I got my last wisdom tooth (lower right) yanked out. Doc said "it was the biggest tooth I’ve ever seen. Your roots are the size of normal people’s teeth and roots." Awesome. You know what that means? Huge gaping holes in my mouth. Ones, probably double the size of normal peoples. I guess I’m anything but normal eh?
So yeah, I was pretty useless most of monday and tuesday, until tuesday evening when mother nature decided to unleash her ferocious fury on Westchester and surrounding areas with a nasty 25 minute barrage of heavy downpours, hail, and wind. Oh, and lots and lots of lightning. Now I for one am all for lightning storms, but this was just beyond … normal. Flashes every couple seconds for the full 25 minutes straight. Huge bolts slicing through the dark rain filled night with trees swaying back and forth as if they were in a mosh pit at Ozzfest. I was pretty scared that a tree was going to get struck, and it was going to fall on the house, and yeah.
So the attention shifted as I saw my dad’s keys, but didn’t see my dad anywhere. Mom was wondering where he was also. I didn’t know where he was because I had just awoke from a nap induced by my awesome pain killers. Last mom knew, he was outside recharging the A/C on her car. Hrm.
So I picked up the cell phone, and called dad. He picks up, and actually sounded a little scared/concerned. He was in my mom’s truck, bottom of the driveway, but the lightning had scared the shit out of him because it was so frequent and striking so closely. I volunteered myself to go out there and get him with an umbrella. I hang up, and fumble through the closet looking for an umbrella. To my dismay, I only found ones with metal tips on top. Awesome…
So by the time I find a dinky umbrella which would have no chance in winds like this, my dad comes busting in the door. Soaked. I mean, it looked like he jumped in a pool. He was outside for a total of maybe…. 4 seconds. He had to run about 15 feet. Amazing.
Anyway, good, the family is safe. Now I can return to figuring out how to reduce the swelling of my cheek and jaw. Nasua sets in again after all this movement (mind you, I’ve been laying down/sitting on the couch for about a day straight), and I shovel some food down my throat and lay down again. Which brings me here.
Diets going well, hopefully another 10 lbs will be shed before the birthday.

